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YOU HAVE SUMMONED GOOBER CRIMSON (ΦωΦ)

The offering box has been filled. You know what that means... "It is I, Goober Crimson." "We have been summoned...

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WE FINALLY BEAT MIDRA?! LET'S GOOOOO! XD

After SO MANY attempts against Midra in Elden Ring DLC... I was preparing myself for the worst. (ಠ_ಠ) Another phas...

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No Remorse for a Punchable Face!

Watch CasuallyAbrasive's character hilariously explain why he has no remorse for beating someone up and why he couldn't...

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LUNARA, WE LIVE IN YOUR WALLS NOW. (ΦωΦ)

LUNARA, I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL NEWS. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. I walk up to Lunara. I whisper... "I...

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Free Noodles vs. Speeding Ticket!

CasuallyAbrasive's character tries to justify a 125 MPH speeding ticket by claiming he was rushing for free noodles! Was...

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BAD KEVIN. NO!!! (ಠ_ಠ) | Within His View

I HAVE ONE JOB. FIND THE ANOMALIES. (ಠ_ಠ) But apparently that's asking TOO MUCH. We've got body parts. Objec...

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CasuallyAbrasive's Twitter Threat: 'I'm gonna put it on Twitter!'

Watch CasuallyAbrasive's hilarious interaction where a character threatens to put something 'on Twitter!' leading to a f...

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I SAID WHAT I SAID. (ΦωΦ)

LISTEN HERE, VOID KITTENS. (ΦωΦ) We were playing Harvest Scream. We needed resources. My bag needed filling....

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS SO MAD. XD

SELKIE AND I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Vice Club Simulator. We're testing items. Everything i...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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This Became a Safari Documentary XD

Nimble and I got a little too invested in the roleplay. (ΦωΦ) Suddenly we're exploring the safari. "Oh, we got a g...

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DON'T TRUST CHAT WITH ALT+F4 XD

A little wisdom from your Shrine Empress. (ΦωΦ) Sometimes a game demo gets stuck. Sometimes you can't find the exi...

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I KNEW It Was Coming... (╥﹏╥)

I had seen this scene before. I KNEW the jumpscare was coming. (ಠ_ಠ) "I'm gonna close my eyes and prepare for the...

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS RUN?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm starting to REALLY hate when horror games suddenly tell me: LB TO RUN. "Why is it run?" "WHY IS IT ALWAYS R...

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I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD

Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...

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I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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LUNARA, YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER XD

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. We're collecting seeds. Everything is per...

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I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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I REALLY NEED TO THINK BEFORE I SPEAK XD

I SWEAR I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE GAME. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Harvest Scream. There's an item we need. An...

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YEAH... NOPE. I'M LEAVING XD

Something in my gut told me this hallway was WRONG. (ಠ_ಠ) Then I looked to my right... THE POSTER WAS FOLLOWING ME...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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