I Left Selkie Alone With Chat... | Waterpark Simulator

I left Selkie alone with chat for ONE MINUTE while we were playing Waterpark Simulator. Apparently that was more than...

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CrimsonBloodCat

WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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CrimsonBloodCat

Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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CrimsonBloodCat

GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK. (ಠ_ಠ)

Hariti had some genuinely unsettling themes... Then I saw MY DAUGHTER being taken away. "Oh, you have my daughter....

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CrimsonBloodCat

Selkie... We JUST Started TT.TT

We JUST started Demonologist. Nothing has even happened yet. "Don't leave me." "I'm leaving you." SELKIE?!...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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CrimsonBloodCat

YEAH... NOPE. I'M LEAVING XD

Something in my gut told me this hallway was WRONG. (ಠ_ಠ) Then I looked to my right... THE POSTER WAS FOLLOWING ME...

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CrimsonBloodCat

SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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CrimsonBloodCat

THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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CrimsonBloodCat

Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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Casual

The TOP Clip of August! (ΦωΦ)

The August Clipping Contest has its winner! Congratulations to KumoMyst for taking the #1 spot! (ΦωΦ) And OF COURS...

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CrimsonBloodCat

GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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CrimsonBloodCat

PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD

Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...

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CrimsonBloodCat

EXCUSE ME, SPOODER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I opened ONE chest in the forest. Apparently the spooder decided: Yeah. I'm taking that one. Suddenly I'm being...

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CrimsonBloodCat

FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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CrimsonBloodCat

Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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CrimsonBloodCat

RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD

Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...

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CrimsonBloodCat

Hide & Moo Turned Into PRIDE ROCK XD

The animals gathered. We anointed the hunters. Then I walked up like the king of the pride and demanded Lunara eli...

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