LUNARA, YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER XD

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. We're collecting seeds. Everything is per...

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LUNARA, YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER XD

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I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. We're collecting seeds. Everything is perfectly normal. So naturally, I decided Lunara needed to hear something. "Lunara, today is the day..." And suddenly... "HUH?!" "WHAT?!" ... EXCUSE ME?! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY SEED BAG. MY SEED BAG. XD Honestly, Lunara. You'll get it when you're older. The Shrine Empress has done absolutely nothing suspicious. Nothing at all. (ΦωΦ) Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 12, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:20

CrimsonBloodCat

WE FINALLY BEAT MIDRA?! LET'S GOOOOO! XD

After SO MANY attempts against Midra in Elden Ring DLC... I was preparing myself for the worst. (ಠ_ಠ) Another phas...

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WE FINALLY BEAT MIDRA?! LET'S GOOOOO! XD

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After SO MANY attempts against Midra in Elden Ring DLC... I was preparing myself for the worst. (ಠ_ಠ) Another phase. Another round. ANOTHER REASON TO QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES. But then... "DEMIGOD FELLED." WAIT. DID WE DO IT?! WE DID IT, CHAT! LET'S GOOOOOOO! XD AND WE MANAGED TO DO IT BEFORE ENDING STREAM! Thank you to everyone who stuck around, cheered me on, and believed in me through all those attempts. (ΦωΦ) Which Elden Ring boss made you feel THIS relieved when you finally won? Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 8, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:20

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CasuallyAbrasive's Twitter Threat: 'I'm gonna put it on Twitter!'

Watch CasuallyAbrasive's hilarious interaction where a character threatens to put something 'on Twitter!' leading to a f...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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No Remorse for a Punchable Face!

Watch CasuallyAbrasive's character hilariously explain why he has no remorse for beating someone up and why he couldn't...

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CrimsonBloodCat

I KNEW It Was Coming... (╥﹏╥)

I had seen this scene before. I KNEW the jumpscare was coming. (ಠ_ಠ) "I'm gonna close my eyes and prepare for the...

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Free Noodles vs. Speeding Ticket!

CasuallyAbrasive's character tries to justify a 125 MPH speeding ticket by claiming he was rushing for free noodles! Was...

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I REALLY NEED TO THINK BEFORE I SPEAK XD

I SWEAR I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE GAME. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Harvest Scream. There's an item we need. An...

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I REALLY NEED TO THINK BEFORE I SPEAK XD

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I SWEAR I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE GAME. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Harvest Scream. There's an item we need. And I'm trying to figure out how this mechanic works. Unfortunately... The words coming out of my mouth are NOT helping my case. XD Then someone walks up. HITS THE ITEM. AND SUDDENLY WE GET IT. OH. THAT'S ALL WE HAD TO DO?! Apparently the solution was teamwork all along. Or maybe I just needed someone else to use the Shrine's collective brain cell. (ΦωΦ) Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 10, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:17

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I SAID WHAT I SAID. (ΦωΦ)

LISTEN HERE, VOID KITTENS. (ΦωΦ) We were playing Harvest Scream. We needed resources. My bag needed filling....

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SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS SO MAD. XD

SELKIE AND I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Vice Club Simulator. We're testing items. Everything i...

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SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS SO MAD. XD

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SELKIE AND I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Vice Club Simulator. We're testing items. Everything is going GREAT. And then I discover a foam ball gun. ... SELKIE WAS RIGHT THERE. (ΦωΦ) SO I SHOT HER. WITH A FOAM BALL. AND HER FACE. OH MY GOD, HER FACE. SHE STOMPED HER LITTLE FOOT AT ME. I FELT SO BAD. BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. "SHE WAS SO MAD." "SHE WAS SO MAD." I KEPT REPEATING IT. AND THEN SELKIE STARTED LOSING IT TOO. NEITHER OF US COULD BREATHE. XD This is why we cannot be trusted together. The Shrine has officially revoked our gaming privileges. Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 12, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:23

CrimsonBloodCat

WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

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WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is responsible... YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT. Get OUT of my pool. Absolutely disgusting. TT.TT

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Sep 2, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:13

CrimsonBloodCat

I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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I FIRST TRIED Mohg After My Elden Ring Hiatus?!

My community voted for me to return to Elden Ring and FINALLY start the DLC. First thing on the list? Mohg. Sur...

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS RUN?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm starting to REALLY hate when horror games suddenly tell me: LB TO RUN. "Why is it run?" "WHY IS IT ALWAYS R...

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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CrimsonBloodCat

SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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LUNARA, WE LIVE IN YOUR WALLS NOW. (ΦωΦ)

LUNARA, I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL NEWS. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. I walk up to Lunara. I whisper... "I...

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LUNARA, WE LIVE IN YOUR WALLS NOW. (ΦωΦ)

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LUNARA, I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL NEWS. (ΦωΦ) We're playing Harvest Scream. I walk up to Lunara. I whisper... "I'm in your walls." She does NOT appreciate this information. So naturally, I start making the strangest alien-clicker noises imaginable. AND THEN MY COLLABORATOR JOINS IN. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF US. Lunara starts screaming. We start chasing her. And suddenly the horror game has become a completely different kind of nightmare. XD I think we've found our true calling. Forget surviving the monsters. WE ARE THE MONSTERS. Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 12, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:20

CrimsonBloodCat

WE MIGHT NEED A SAFETY INSPECTOR XD

So apparently running a nightclub comes with responsibilities nobody warned me about. (ಠ_ಠ) One of our dancers passed...

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WE MIGHT NEED A SAFETY INSPECTOR XD

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So apparently running a nightclub comes with responsibilities nobody warned me about. (ಠ_ಠ) One of our dancers passed out. We needed to get her to the ambulance. Sounds simple enough, right? Well... Selkie and I might have interpreted "transport the patient" a LITTLE differently than intended. XD Look, the important thing is we got her to the ambulance! Whether our methods were professional is an entirely different conversation. Would you let the Shrine Empress run your nightclub? Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 8, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:20

CrimsonBloodCat

Apparently I'M Selkie's Girl Dinner XD

Before our HHVT Minecraft fundraiser, Selkie and I showed chat our shirt ideas. She's a pain in my butt. And I'M h...

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I KNEW Something Was Waiting for Me...

A child spirit took the crank wheel into a dark tunnel. Totally not a trap. (ಠ_ಠ) I went in. Got the wheel....

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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DON'T TRUST CHAT WITH ALT+F4 XD

A little wisdom from your Shrine Empress. (ΦωΦ) Sometimes a game demo gets stuck. Sometimes you can't find the exi...

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DON'T TRUST CHAT WITH ALT+F4 XD

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A little wisdom from your Shrine Empress. (ΦωΦ) Sometimes a game demo gets stuck. Sometimes you can't find the exit. And sometimes... ALT+F4 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. BUT LISTEN HERE, VOID KITTENS. If someone randomly tells you to press Alt+F4 while you're enjoying your game... QUESTION THEIR MOTIVES. (ಠ_ಠ) Because that shortcut can close your game. And I would hate for you to learn that lesson the hard way. XD **Who taught you about Alt+F4? A helpful friend... or a professional troll?** Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 9, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:16