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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD

Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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This Became a Safari Documentary XD

Nimble and I got a little too invested in the roleplay. (ΦωΦ) Suddenly we're exploring the safari. "Oh, we got a g...

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CHAT. SEND HELP. TT.TT

I normally don't allow backseating or spoilers. Then the game gave me MORSE CODE while my brain was already being ass...

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I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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Chat Is Going Into the Breeding Farm XD

I pulled a SHINY BREEDING FARM while opening Palworld cards. So naturally... "Oh chat, you're all going into the b...

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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My Editing Kitten's FIRST Edit TT.TT

We're turning back time for this one. (ΦωΦ) This was my editing kitten's FIRST edit for me. And apparently they un...

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I Left Selkie Alone With Chat... | Waterpark Simulator

I left Selkie alone with chat for ONE MINUTE while we were playing Waterpark Simulator. Apparently that was more than...

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Selkie... We JUST Started TT.TT

We JUST started Demonologist. Nothing has even happened yet. "Don't leave me." "I'm leaving you." SELKIE?!...

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I Am the Shrine Empress of Nerds (ΦωΦ)

For those new to the Shrine... I'm a SUPER NERD. LARPing. Cosplay. Gaming. VR. Roleplay. TCGs. And I may o...

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