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WHY IS IT ALWAYS RUN?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm starting to REALLY hate when horror games suddenly tell me: LB TO RUN. "Why is it run?" "WHY IS IT ALWAYS R...

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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WE MIGHT NEED A SAFETY INSPECTOR XD

So apparently running a nightclub comes with responsibilities nobody warned me about. (ಠ_ಠ) One of our dancers passed...

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...

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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD

Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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Salem Brought RECEIPTS XD

Salem made an immersion break video for us to react to. I had NEVER seen it before. "When I first met her, she wan...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD

I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...

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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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Hide & Moo Turned Into PRIDE ROCK XD

The animals gathered. We anointed the hunters. Then I walked up like the king of the pride and demanded Lunara eli...

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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD

We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...

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Selkie... We JUST Started TT.TT

We JUST started Demonologist. Nothing has even happened yet. "Don't leave me." "I'm leaving you." SELKIE?!...

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WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOLE?! XD

Playing Minecraft with Selkie and I needed answers. What exactly IS Girl Dinner? Meanwhile... "Why are we diggi...

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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