Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD

Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...

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GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK. (ಠ_ಠ)

Hariti had some genuinely unsettling themes... Then I saw MY DAUGHTER being taken away. "Oh, you have my daughter....

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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Chat Approved the Road XD

Simple task: Connect two roads. Easy. "They're touching tips, chat." ... Excellent. There we go. XD...

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Apparently I'M Selkie's Girl Dinner XD

Before our HHVT Minecraft fundraiser, Selkie and I showed chat our shirt ideas. She's a pain in my butt. And I'M h...

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Well... I Asked for Proof XD

Theros tells me Dark is gone. I don't believe them. (ಠ_ಠ) "Dark's not gone until he becomes a ghost." Right on...

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YEAH... NOPE. I'M LEAVING XD

Something in my gut told me this hallway was WRONG. (ಠ_ಠ) Then I looked to my right... THE POSTER WAS FOLLOWING ME...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD

Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...

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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD

We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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EXCUSE ME, SPOODER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I opened ONE chest in the forest. Apparently the spooder decided: Yeah. I'm taking that one. Suddenly I'm being...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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