I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD

Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...

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I KNEW It Was Coming... (╥﹏╥)

I had seen this scene before. I KNEW the jumpscare was coming. (ಠ_ಠ) "I'm gonna close my eyes and prepare for the...

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS RUN?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm starting to REALLY hate when horror games suddenly tell me: LB TO RUN. "Why is it run?" "WHY IS IT ALWAYS R...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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SICK KICKFLIP! XD

My new customizable chibi model can do KICKFLIPS. (ΦωΦ) "Sick kick flip." EXACTLY. I just go— HIYA! You s...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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Hide & Moo Turned Into PRIDE ROCK XD

The animals gathered. We anointed the hunters. Then I walked up like the king of the pride and demanded Lunara eli...

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I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOLE?! XD

Playing Minecraft with Selkie and I needed answers. What exactly IS Girl Dinner? Meanwhile... "Why are we diggi...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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CrimsonBloodCat

This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD

I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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The TOP Clip of August! (ΦωΦ)

The August Clipping Contest has its winner! Congratulations to KumoMyst for taking the #1 spot! (ΦωΦ) And OF COURS...

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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