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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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THIS Is What I Get for Helping People XD

Theros tells me RedPanda isn't doing good. I TRY TO HELP. RedPanda pushes me INTO A CACTUS. (ಠ_ಠ) Now we're bot...

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Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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I Left Selkie Alone With Chat... | Waterpark Simulator

I left Selkie alone with chat for ONE MINUTE while we were playing Waterpark Simulator. Apparently that was more than...

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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD

We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...

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Well... I Asked for Proof XD

Theros tells me Dark is gone. I don't believe them. (ಠ_ಠ) "Dark's not gone until he becomes a ghost." Right on...

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I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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I FIRST TRIED Mohg After My Elden Ring Hiatus?!

My community voted for me to return to Elden Ring and FINALLY start the DLC. First thing on the list? Mohg. Sur...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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Hide & Moo Turned Into PRIDE ROCK XD

The animals gathered. We anointed the hunters. Then I walked up like the king of the pride and demanded Lunara eli...

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FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD

I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...

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I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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