CrimsonBloodCat
I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD
Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...
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PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD
Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...
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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD
The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...
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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD
We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...
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WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOLE?! XD
Playing Minecraft with Selkie and I needed answers. What exactly IS Girl Dinner? Meanwhile... "Why are we diggi...
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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD
Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...
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THIS Is What I Get for Helping People XD
Theros tells me RedPanda isn't doing good. I TRY TO HELP. RedPanda pushes me INTO A CACTUS. (ಠ_ಠ) Now we're bot...
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This Became a Safari Documentary XD
Nimble and I got a little too invested in the roleplay. (ΦωΦ) Suddenly we're exploring the safari. "Oh, we got a g...
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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)
Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...
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This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD
I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...
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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD
Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...
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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)
I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...
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Nimble Should Have RUN XD
Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...
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I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)
Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...
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RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD
Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...
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Chat Is Going Into the Breeding Farm XD
I pulled a SHINY BREEDING FARM while opening Palworld cards. So naturally... "Oh chat, you're all going into the b...
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I REGRET NOTHING XD
I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...
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I FIRST TRIED Mohg After My Elden Ring Hiatus?!
My community voted for me to return to Elden Ring and FINALLY start the DLC. First thing on the list? Mohg. Sur...
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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD
We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...
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Well... I Asked for Proof XD
Theros tells me Dark is gone. I don't believe them. (ಠ_ಠ) "Dark's not gone until he becomes a ghost." Right on...
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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!
WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...
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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD
Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...
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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD
Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...
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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)
This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....
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