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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD

Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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BAD KEVIN. NO!!! (ಠ_ಠ) | Within His View

I HAVE ONE JOB. FIND THE ANOMALIES. (ಠ_ಠ) But apparently that's asking TOO MUCH. We've got body parts. Objec...

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THIS Is What I Get for Helping People XD

Theros tells me RedPanda isn't doing good. I TRY TO HELP. RedPanda pushes me INTO A CACTUS. (ಠ_ಠ) Now we're bot...

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...

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This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD

I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...

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FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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I Should Have RESTED First (╥﹏╥)

I had no idea who was behind that door. Then I saw the twin blades. OH BOY. And of course I hadn't rested first...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD

We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...

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My Editing Kitten's FIRST Edit TT.TT

We're turning back time for this one. (ΦωΦ) This was my editing kitten's FIRST edit for me. And apparently they un...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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SICK KICKFLIP! XD

My new customizable chibi model can do KICKFLIPS. (ΦωΦ) "Sick kick flip." EXACTLY. I just go— HIYA! You s...

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I Am the Shrine Empress of Nerds (ΦωΦ)

For those new to the Shrine... I'm a SUPER NERD. LARPing. Cosplay. Gaming. VR. Roleplay. TCGs. And I may o...

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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD

We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...

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