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WE MIGHT NEED A SAFETY INSPECTOR XD

So apparently running a nightclub comes with responsibilities nobody warned me about. (ಠ_ಠ) One of our dancers passed...

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SICK KICKFLIP! XD

My new customizable chibi model can do KICKFLIPS. (ΦωΦ) "Sick kick flip." EXACTLY. I just go— HIYA! You s...

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THIS Is What I Get for Helping People XD

Theros tells me RedPanda isn't doing good. I TRY TO HELP. RedPanda pushes me INTO A CACTUS. (ಠ_ಠ) Now we're bot...

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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WE FINALLY BEAT MIDRA?! LET'S GOOOOO! XD

After SO MANY attempts against Midra in Elden Ring DLC... I was preparing myself for the worst. (ಠ_ಠ) Another phas...

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I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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I KNEW It Was Coming... (╥﹏╥)

I had seen this scene before. I KNEW the jumpscare was coming. (ಠ_ಠ) "I'm gonna close my eyes and prepare for the...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD

Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...

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RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD

Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD

We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...

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I Am the Shrine Empress of Nerds (ΦωΦ)

For those new to the Shrine... I'm a SUPER NERD. LARPing. Cosplay. Gaming. VR. Roleplay. TCGs. And I may o...

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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD

We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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CINDY?! ...Oh. It's the Doll. (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm just trying to find my daughter Cindy. Instead, I'm walking through dark, murky water surrounded by spirits. (╥﹏...

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WAIT... Moths Like Light (ಠ_ಠ)

This mouth WOULD NOT STOP repeating itself. "Can I help you?!" Then my singular brain cell activated... Wait....

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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The TOP Clip of August! (ΦωΦ)

The August Clipping Contest has its winner! Congratulations to KumoMyst for taking the #1 spot! (ΦωΦ) And OF COURS...

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