PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD

Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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Chat Is Going Into the Breeding Farm XD

I pulled a SHINY BREEDING FARM while opening Palworld cards. So naturally... "Oh chat, you're all going into the b...

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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I KNEW It Was Coming... (╥﹏╥)

I had seen this scene before. I KNEW the jumpscare was coming. (ಠ_ಠ) "I'm gonna close my eyes and prepare for the...

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I Left Selkie Alone With Chat... | Waterpark Simulator

I left Selkie alone with chat for ONE MINUTE while we were playing Waterpark Simulator. Apparently that was more than...

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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD

We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...

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I FIRST TRIED Mohg After My Elden Ring Hiatus?!

My community voted for me to return to Elden Ring and FINALLY start the DLC. First thing on the list? Mohg. Sur...

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My Editing Kitten's FIRST Edit TT.TT

We're turning back time for this one. (ΦωΦ) This was my editing kitten's FIRST edit for me. And apparently they un...

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I Am TERRIBLE at Platformers -_-

I'm just trying to follow the guys in PEAK. "That's a sketchy jump." Oh good. I'm TERRIBLE at platformers, but...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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The TOP Clip of August! (ΦωΦ)

The August Clipping Contest has its winner! Congratulations to KumoMyst for taking the #1 spot! (ΦωΦ) And OF COURS...

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CHAT. SEND HELP. TT.TT

I normally don't allow backseating or spoilers. Then the game gave me MORSE CODE while my brain was already being ass...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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RUN VYLA!! SELKIE IS COMING XD

Selkie heard Vyla's voice crack. That was it. THE HUNT BEGAN. (ΦωΦ) Meanwhile I'm spectating: RUN VYLA!! RU...

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FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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