I Was JUST Trying to Turn the Lights On (╥﹏╥)

Just another normal shift in Retail Hell. The lights go out. Fine. I'll turn them back on. I try... IMMEDIAT...

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SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS SO MAD. XD

SELKIE AND I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Vice Club Simulator. We're testing items. Everything i...

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SHE WAS SO MAD. SHE WAS SO MAD. XD

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SELKIE AND I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION. (ಠ_ಠ) We're playing Vice Club Simulator. We're testing items. Everything is going GREAT. And then I discover a foam ball gun. ... SELKIE WAS RIGHT THERE. (ΦωΦ) SO I SHOT HER. WITH A FOAM BALL. AND HER FACE. OH MY GOD, HER FACE. SHE STOMPED HER LITTLE FOOT AT ME. I FELT SO BAD. BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. "SHE WAS SO MAD." "SHE WAS SO MAD." I KEPT REPEATING IT. AND THEN SELKIE STARTED LOSING IT TOO. NEITHER OF US COULD BREATHE. XD This is why we cannot be trusted together. The Shrine has officially revoked our gaming privileges. Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 12, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:23

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DON'T TRUST CHAT WITH ALT+F4 XD

A little wisdom from your Shrine Empress. (ΦωΦ) Sometimes a game demo gets stuck. Sometimes you can't find the exi...

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DON'T TRUST CHAT WITH ALT+F4 XD

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A little wisdom from your Shrine Empress. (ΦωΦ) Sometimes a game demo gets stuck. Sometimes you can't find the exit. And sometimes... ALT+F4 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. BUT LISTEN HERE, VOID KITTENS. If someone randomly tells you to press Alt+F4 while you're enjoying your game... QUESTION THEIR MOTIVES. (ಠ_ಠ) Because that shortcut can close your game. And I would hate for you to learn that lesson the hard way. XD **Who taught you about Alt+F4? A helpful friend... or a professional troll?** Edited by Mercilysss

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Oct 9, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:16

CrimsonBloodCat

I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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I'M COMING, MY BABY! (╥﹏╥)

Playing Hariti and MOM MODE ACTIVATED. "Where's Cindy?" Oh no... MY BABY?! (ಠ_ಠ) You expect me to go into TH...

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SICK KICKFLIP! XD

My new customizable chibi model can do KICKFLIPS. (ΦωΦ) "Sick kick flip." EXACTLY. I just go— HIYA! You s...

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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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Chat Summoned a SUPER CREEPER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Day 2 of the HHVT Fundraiser. Chat gets Lucky Blocks. What could possibly go wrong? ... SUPER CREEPER. "I...

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YOU SAID SKILL ISSUE... OH BET XD

Casual decided to take a jab at me. Then called it a SKILL ISSUE. (ಠ_ಠ) ... OH BET. "Come here." "Where y...

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Hide & Moo Turned Into PRIDE ROCK XD

The animals gathered. We anointed the hunters. Then I walked up like the king of the pride and demanded Lunara eli...

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WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOLE?! XD

Playing Minecraft with Selkie and I needed answers. What exactly IS Girl Dinner? Meanwhile... "Why are we diggi...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is respons...

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WHO KEEPS PEEING IN MY POOL?!

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WHO KEEPS DOING IT?! (ಠ_ಠ) So naturally, I started getting suspicious of chat. If I find out one of YOU is responsible... YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT. Get OUT of my pool. Absolutely disgusting. TT.TT

Creator: CrimsonBloodCat
Published: Sep 2, 2026
Views: 0
Duration: 00:13

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SELKIE. THIS IS YOUR MILK COMPANY. (ಠ_ಠ)

We haven't even started Hide & Moo. Selkie asks what my milk tastes like. SELKIE. YOU FOUNDED THE SUPPOSED MILK...

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PEAK Should NOT Give Me This Option XD

Dark casually runs past me... Then PEAK gives me: "LIGHT THE FUSE" ... OH MY GOD. XD NO. The intrusive...

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NO PEEKING. HAND OVER THE BROWSER HISTORY. XD

Selkie sets up the server. My job? BLOCK THE SCREEN WITH MY FACE. (ΦωΦ) Simple. But some of you apparently w...

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SIR. YOU LIT THE DYNAMITE XD

RedPanda warns me about all the dynamite surrounding this trunk. Maybe the trunk will be useful? (ಠ_ಠ) Then HE STA...

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Salem Brought RECEIPTS XD

Salem made an immersion break video for us to react to. I had NEVER seen it before. "When I first met her, she wan...

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This WHOLE Round Was a Phrasing Nightmare XD

I couldn't think of a noise for the goat. "I don't wanna do this." Good enough. XD Then the round ends and ever...

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Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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This Became a Safari Documentary XD

Nimble and I got a little too invested in the roleplay. (ΦωΦ) Suddenly we're exploring the safari. "Oh, we got a g...

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It's Just a Flesh Wound XD

We finally reached The Ascent! There was just one tiny problem... I had an ARROW through my head blocking part of...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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Chat... Leave My Booty Out of This XD

The doors in Hariti KEEP shutting behind me. I ask chat why. "'Cause you have a thicc booty. You're knocking every...

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